the things that MAN supposed to do

okay..
this is hilarious
bellieve me..
waktu tulis nih pon,i was laughing like hell
maybe my penceritaan tak brape nak bagus
so u guys cant felt the hilariousness
pardon me okay?
there is one gurl,
she met this one guy thru friendster
and they decided in going for a first date
this gurl was very excited,
sampaikan she buy new clothes..u know,normal thing for u to do bile nak pegi first date
so at first this guy kate "ill pick u up at kl sentral"
okayyy..she did wait at kl sentral
haah..memang die amekk
die amek naek PUTRA..
ok fine!
and my friend nih sangat la laparnye..
she said,"awak,saye lapar la.."
u know what did he said?
"hurm,saya baru makan nih..kenyang lagi"
like..wadehel la kan?teman je la pempuan nih makan
pastu sampaikan my fren nih terpakse ckp"ill pay,dont worry..jom makan"
haiyoohh..so much of first impression laa!
da sampai nih..my fren segan nak makan sorang while the guy was watching her
so she asked this guy..but he insisted that he's full sbb die breakfast pagi tadi(that time pkol 2lebey)
pastu my friend nih kate,takpe..ill pay
dan2 okeh die order!
and the funniest thing,
my friend tu student and he is a QS(quantity qurveyor)
u see?
sgt tak gentle la weh..
kot ye pon nak test pisau cukur or whatsoever,jgn la smapai tahap macam nih
kalau nak criter,panjanngg woo
so to guys outhere,
pleaseeeeeee live up to your standard eh
we gurls tak mintak pon poshish dine in,or expensive gift
tapi kalau bende basic camtu pon tak lepas..
lu pikirlaa sendiri bro!

ps:and u guys know what?he still has the guts to ajak my fren shopping?wakakakakak